Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...