The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...