I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going to be difficult, since… it’s named Bob. But the name Bob makes me think I am shoving Bob Saget, modern-day Bob Dylan, or worst of all, Bob Barker, up my...
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...the LELO Ella! Courtesy of Tabu Toys, in your choice of black or white. I know the story of my first ejaculation is a heart-warming tale, but the point is, the Lelo Ella is an incredible dildo . . . It practically oozes luxury, as do all Lelo toys, and...
...toy cleaning spray; regular soap works just as well, in my experience, and I think sex toys require scrubbing and rinsing to truly get clean. I’m buying a vibrator for the first time. I’m trying to decide between the LELO Lily or LELO Siri. Any help? Get the Siri (or Siri 2). There...
...love the Ina because mine is the most glorious, whimsical, succulent shade of lime green EVER, and it also comes in ORANGE (and purple, but who cares). I mean, seriously — LELO fucking rocks for that alone. But I cannot love it — I’m in too much discomfort. Newer LELO...
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles and metallic cores, but my favorite part is that the toys come with brooches. At the risk of turning a review of a luxury sex toy into a grotesque experience,...
...very first sex toys, and the first toy I reviewed. Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand O’My lube LELO Mia (old version) LELO Bo — To this day, the only cock ring I don’t hate. (Although I really haven’t tried a ton. I’m traumatized.) Tantus Ripple, small Phallix Inside Out Spiral...
...it’s a truly great — and very unique — dildo. It actually has a textured, off-center head that feels amazing on my G-spot. The shaft gets thicker toward the bottom, too. I love interesting dildo designs like this. 8. LELO Siri — While certainly not the most powerful clit stimulator...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads Mini in my vagina. I really really love the original Luna Beads. They are my favorite vag balls. They make me want to dance, and I don’t dance. I never had...
...I could not have given one shit whether this toy felt good or not. But I endured the testing period anyway. Vibration-strength-wise, it lands between the LELO Gigi and the LELO Siri. The Jimmyjane Form 4 is much stronger, and the LELO Mona 2 is laughably stronger and rumblier. Also, the...
...do with your friends?) to confirm this, and my patience wore thin. It lasted one hour and 13 minutes. Then it stopped — and I was at peace. I deserve a luau and a Mai Tai after all this. Get the LELO Hula Beads at LELO, SheVibe, Pleasure Chest, Enby, or Lovehoney (international)....
...LELO Smart Wand Large on high Doxy Die Cast on high Wahl on high Magic Wand Rechargeable on intensity 2 LELO Mona 2 on high Magic Wand Rechargeable on intensity 1 For the record, I love every toy mentioned in this list except for the LELO Smart Wand, which can suck...
...write.) A lot of questions were weighing on my mind as I worked on my review of the LELO Sona Cruise, such as: how can I hold LELO accountable for their shitty decisions the past several years without seeming unreasonable? How can I explain the brusque awfulness of the Sona’s...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to give me a G-spot orgasm. I have long since gotten over the fact that sex toys are, inherently, foreign objects I’m introducing to the most sensitive parts of my body....
...the geniuses at LELO also made sure to protect all of us from potential embarrassment by allowing Mia to be “locked” by pressing both the plus and minus buttons at the same time. Yesss. Get the LELO Mia at one of my fave shops:SheVibe, LELO, Babeland, Pleasure Chest, or Lovehoney (international)....
...more and more often. I’m actually starting to have, throughout the day, random moments of disappointment upon realizing that my Luna Beads aren’t in. That’s how much I love them. Get the LELO Luna Beads at SheVibe, LELO, Pleasure Chest, Enby, Lovehoney (international), The Pleasure Garden (UK), or Passionfruit (AU/NZ)....
...you’ll love the Gigi. But I need pliability and a bit more length, so I will be returning to the Ella. Get the Gigi at one of my fave shops:SheVibe, Enby, LELO, Babeland, Good Vibes, CAYA (Canada), or Lovehoney (international). Update: The LELO Mona 2 is everything the Gigi wanted to be....
