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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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Minna is a San Francisco based vibrator company. They make the Ola and Limon, which vibrate according to how you squeeze them, and a kegel exerciser called the kGoal.

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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2015

December 31, 2015
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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

November 7, 2015
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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Review: kGoal

September 3, 2015
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
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Minna Limon rechargeable vibrator chillin' in a snow bank.
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Review: Limon

January 20, 2015
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
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Hell Yes: kGoal

July 21, 2014
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
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Minna Limon vibrator
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Sex toy news: magnetic kegel balls and Hitachi’s shame

June 5, 2013
The “big” news this time is yet another crowdfunding project, for a vibrator called Limon. It’s made by Minna, makers...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

December 20, 2012
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
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Minna Ola programmable vibrator
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Review: Ola

October 8, 2012
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
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Minna Ola, a smooth slightly curved vibrator with a squeezable handle.
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Hell Yes: Ola

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There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
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