Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
