This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...