I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
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This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...