Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
