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Shiri Zinn Cupcake vibrator, and the tools to dismantle the patriarchy. (Fork and knife.)
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Review: Cupcake

This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
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Review: Elle clitoral dancer

As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
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Fun Factory G-Twist
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Review: G-Twist

The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
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Review: Gyrating Massager

When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
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Review: Illusion Wand Rapture

Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
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Review: Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser

The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
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Review: iVibe Egg

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...
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Jimmyjane Little Chroma on top of my blender.
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Review: Little Chroma

The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
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Review: Durex Play Vibrations Focus

My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
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Nexus G-Rider vibrating butt plug
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Review: G-Rider

I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
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Nomi Tang Getaway Wild, LELO Ella, LELO Gigi.
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Review: Getaway Wild

Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
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Review: Her Perfect Fit

A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
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Review: Impulse Butterfly

Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
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Review: Intensity

The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
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LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)
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Review: Kiki

I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
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Review: Lucky 11

The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
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