The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....