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Review: Treeze Wave

I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
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California Exotics Turbo Glider
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Review: Turbo Glider

I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
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Review: Twister

I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
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Review: Xtreme Kit

I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
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Vibratex Tulip (aka Buzzing Blossom) among... friends? Hanging out with my Littlest Pet Shop toys from childhood.
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Review: Tulip

The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
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Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
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Review: Waterproof Slender Probe

There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
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Review: Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet

This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
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BlissMe vibrators: Mr. Cowboy, Mr. U.K., Mr. Right, Mr. Badboy, and Mr. C.E.O

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