It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection...
...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...