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Massive 5-year blogiversary sex toy giveaway!

Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
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Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
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Blogiversary giveaway: 2 years, 8 prizes!

My 2-year anniversary of blogging — and 3-year anniversary of sex toy reviewing — is approaching fast! And of course,...
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Blogiversary blowout winners!

Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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Gift cards to SheVibe, Early to Bed, Babeland, and MyPleasuure
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Blogiversary giveaway gift card winners

Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
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Prizes in my 2-year blogiversary giveaway!
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2-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all...
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Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
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Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys

Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
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