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Sex toys for all giveaway winners

...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...

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Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!

Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...

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Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...

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Giveaway: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...

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Masturbation memories: a sex toy giveaway (50 prizes!)

Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...

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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...

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Decade of sex toys giveaway winners (plus Boris video!)

...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...