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Sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse winners!

Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
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Blogiversary giveaway gift card winners

Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
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Epiphora's 6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!
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6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!

October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
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Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!

Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
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Graphic of all the amazing prizes in vector form. SO MANY!
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Sex toys for all giveaway winners

...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...
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Giveaway: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
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Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys

Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
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Masturbation memories: a sex toy giveaway (50 prizes!)

Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
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7-year blogiversary giveaway — win one of 30 rad sex toys!

I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
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Prizes in my 2-year blogiversary giveaway!
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2-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all...
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