The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
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January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and...