Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
...small, but they’re mighty. When I inserted the toy about halfway, the opening of my vagina was greeted with some unexpected stimulation from the black O-ring (material unknown, though I would guess rubber). Could things get any better? Well, yes. When I finally tore myself away from the small end,...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
