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Jack's Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook. We found his promo website, and there were fits of laughter and despair all over Twitter, because, well, look: The whole site is a condescending, badly-written plea to “girls.” According to all-knowing Jack, our men will leave us solely on the basis of a bad blowjob. That is why we must fork over $47 for his mind-blowing ebook. It is, after all, the only book you need to read this year. At one point, Jack discovered me and solicited me for a review. I told him he was a douche instead. Then he started making the rounds again, emailing my . . . read more

Review: Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of a blowjob, then fast-forward to whatever’s next. Thus, I wasn’t as excited for Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio as I was for, say, Rough Sex. And while Advanced Fellatio isn’t typical-porn-blowjob boring, it’s very much a niche movie. You need to love watching blowjobs to thoroughly enjoy it. Advanced Fellatio begins with a 50-minute workshop. The anatomy section is actually pleasurable to watch, as snippets from pornstars are interspersed throughout Tristan’s lesson. Also, this probably shouldn’t have made me laugh, but it did: “the prostate is about the size and shape of a walnut. But it shouldn’t feel like . . . read more

Review: Mr. Man

Review: Mr. Man

[Mr. Man was discontinued long ago, but there’s a new blowjob dildo in town! Get it at Early to Bed (skin tones and black) or She Bop (skin tones and green).] The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole at the tip of the head hints at its secret ability to transfer suction from the dildo’s head to the receiver’s clit. Despite my knowledge of the phenomenon of suction (and reviewers verifying Mr. Man’s abilities), I still could not fully believe that a dildo would be capable of delivering significant clitoral suction. I had to try it myself. I had to make my boyfriend suck my cock. I’ve never owned a . . . read more

Review: Share

Review: Share

I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the least. But he is willing to suck any cock I can acquire, and I just really wanted a cock, so I acquired the Fun Factory Share. The Share is a quite large — 9 inches long altogether — and freakishly floppy. Held by the bulb, the shaft bobbles all over the place. It’s fun, but not exactly what a double-ended dildo should be like. This has to do with Fun Factory’s silicone, which is very soft, squishy, and has a matte finish to it. (The Tantus Feeldoe has a much glossier finish.) The bean-shaped bulb is daunting. 5 1/2″ long with . . . read more

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