Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
