Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
...more importantly — DON’T FUCK HIM! I had a premonition, and I know what will happen. This will happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJbPyvIg5Mw Oh, christ. You never take my advice. You are on top of him, and now you must see it out to the inevitable end. The moment of orgasm. The faces....
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
