Hey Epiphora
A to Z
  • Latest
  • Oldest
  • Random
  • A to Z

did humans even test this?

Just wondering.

Clandestine Devices Mimic vibrator on an ancient-looking egg scale. The cons outweigh the pros.
Greatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Anatomy of a negative sex toy review (or: the Mimic)

You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Read More
Pop ShotsSex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Pop Shot: Astrea I vibrating brief

The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
Read More
Greatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
Read More
Air Flow, Thrusters & MovementSex Toy ReviewsSlush pile

Review: Caress

It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Read More
Aneros Evi kegel exerciser on top of a cream-colored knit fabric.
Greatest HitsKegel ExercisersSex Toy ReviewsSlush pile

Review: Evi

I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Read More
Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator
Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Form 6

I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Read More
Sex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Her Perfect Fit

A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Read More
Sex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Impulse Butterfly

Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Read More
Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.
"The Industry"Air Flow, Thrusters & MovementBanterDisingenuous AssholesDon't Trust the HeadlinesFeaturesSex Toy NewsSex Toy Reviews

Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Read More
Penis ToysPop ShotsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pile

Pop Shot: Minerva

The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
Read More
Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator on an ornate rug.
Greatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pile

Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Read More
Shiri Zinn Cupcake vibrator, and the tools to dismantle the patriarchy. (Fork and knife.)
Greatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Cupcake

This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Read More
Jimmyjane Form 5 and Hello Touch X vibrators (plus masking tape labels) next to some fall leaves.
BDSMGreatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Form 5 + Hello Touch X

Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Read More
We-Vibe Gala on a bookshelf.
Sex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Gala

My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Read More
LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.
Air Flow, Thrusters & MovementGreatest HitsSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Ida

I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Read More
Greatest HitsKegel ExercisersSex Toy ReviewsSlush pileVibrators

Review: Intensity

The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Read More
Load More
Illustration of Epiphora

Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

  • All-Time Faves
  • New Here?
  • Sales & Deals
  • Toybox

Blog sponsors

Free Porn Pictures Meo (opens in new tab) JouJou (opens in new tab) Indigo Honey (opens in new tab)
Your ad here
Premium Sex Toys in the Online Adult Toy Store  ·  The Chatline Guide's Sex Chat Phone Lines  ·  SexToyCollective sex toy guides  ·  Wholesale Sex Toys  ·  Hitachi Magic Wand  ·  Realistic sex dolls and sex toys at joylovedolls.com  ·  live sex cams  ·  Tryst

Where to?

  • Reviews
  • Banter
  • Guides
  • Features

Very fave sex shops

SheVibe: my all-time fave, with a selection that will blow your brains out Spectrum Boutique: a hip, modern sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion Lovehoney: the best place to shop for international orders

see more

Latest posts

Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

Recent comments

Greatest Hits

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator on an ornate rug.

Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

Movie Night: The Final Member

Typewriter, cup of pens, and some sex books. The sparkly "Epiphora" drink cozy on the cup was a gift from Bianca (TheVenusEmporium on Etsy). The other side has a vulva on it!

A sex blogger by any other name

Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.

Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

Minn kGoal kegel exerciser vibrator and my Android phone

Review: kGoal

Start typing to see results or hit ESC to close
snark level: highvibrator reviewssquirting
See all results