You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
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I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...