A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...