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Review: Her Perfect Fit

A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
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Review: Impulse Butterfly

Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
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The Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets glass dildo, covered in little orange spikes, standing upright near some pointy green fake grass.
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Review: Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets

On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
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Toyfriend Mystic Tickler vibrator
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Review: Ticklers

The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
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Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
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Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.
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Review: Split Dildo

The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
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LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)
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Review: Kiki

I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
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Wahl, Hitachi, Rock Box
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Review: Rock Box

Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
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Review: Monkey Spanker

The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
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Pop Shot: Minerva

The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
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Pop Shot: Astrea I vibrating brief

The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
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Review: Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
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Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator
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Review: Form 6

I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
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LELO Lyla remote controlled vibrator, lying in the grass in Maui.
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Review: Lyla

Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
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Review: Intensity

The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
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G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop all wrapped up on each end... like a lollipop. I guess?
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Review: J-Pop

The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
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Review: Rider

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