Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...