I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
