Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say,...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the...
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks...