Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...