Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
