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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

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    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

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New arrival: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret

October 25, 2008
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Review: The Violation of Harmony

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Review: The Private Life of Josh Elliot

November 27, 2008
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

December 11, 2008
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Review: Spring Chickens #21

December 22, 2008
Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
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Review: Bi Pole Her #3

December 24, 2008
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Review: Bree & Sasha

December 27, 2008
Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...
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Review: No Man’s Land: Interracial Edition 11

January 2, 2009
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Review: Shifting Gears

March 12, 2009
Genre: BisexualDirector: Chi Chi LaRueLength: 1 hour, 25 minutesCast: Cameron Marshall, Ryan Alexander, Lola, Lee Stephens, Shy Love, Britney Amber,...
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Review: The New Romantix

March 21, 2009
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
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Review: Girls Girls Girls II

April 5, 2009
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
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Review: On My Dirty Knees

April 18, 2009
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes

May 21, 2009
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
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Review: Skinny Dipped

May 24, 2009
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Review: Brent Corrigan’s Summit

June 2, 2009
Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
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Review: Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex

June 19, 2009
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