I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
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The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
