firsts

Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to give me a G-spot orgasm. I have long since gotten over the fact that sex toys are, inherently, foreign objects I’m introducing to the most sensitive parts of my body. And yet, when I slid the larger end of the Ella inside of me, I felt, for the first time in my sex toy testing life, like a toy actually belonged inside of me. It fit perfectly. It glided in and out of my vagina smoothly, yet still locked in place if I wanted it to. It was thick where it needed to be, and thin where it needed to . . . read more

More real than usual

More real than usual

Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can all be excited. Behold: a fake vulva molded from the body of pornstar April Flores. It’s not on the market yet, but should be in a few months. Until then, April posted some sexy photos from her visit to Topco to ogle the prototype. I’m actually impressed by the packaging, or what I can read of it. The front of the box calls the toy a “Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy,” which is frankly a much better description of the toy than I was expecting. Of course it does insist upon prefacing the pussy with a generally accepted adjective, but it could . . . read more

A revolutionary cock

A revolutionary cock

Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made of body-safe materials, all packaging will be incredibly classy, and all toys marketed as anal toys will have decent flanged bases. Ha. I know this is all too far-fetched, but I also know that there are companies out there that are really trying to innovate. And I love them for it. I remember reading Essin’ Em’s old post about an in-production “blowjob cock” from Jollies (edit: now known as LuzArte). This toy, she said, would have an indent in the base where the wearer could place his/her genitals, and a hole in the tip where his/her partner could suck. The suction . . . read more

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