Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you...
Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star....
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend....
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
I have to restrain myself from getting too excited about this, but Fun Factory is releasing a butt plug that...