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Jopen Key Comet G Wand dildo balanced on top of a heart-shaped bowl, courtesy of Alex.
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Guest Review: Comet G Wand

Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
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njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.
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My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
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Vixen Creations Buck dildo with a bunch of bananas. Accordingly, the dildo has a Chiquita sticker on it that says NATURAL NUTRITION.
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Review: Buck

Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
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HELLO MY SWEET. The Comet G Wand lying on a colorful striped platter.
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Review: Comet G Wand

It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
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Doc Johnson TruSkyn line: Tru Butt Plug Smooth, Tru Ride, Tru Feel, Tru Curve sitting on a black platter on top of a bed.
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Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
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Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, and Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 lying on colorful striped canvas.
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma

Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
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We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.
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Review: Rave

It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
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Tickler Toyfriend Smooth Operators Classy, Choosy, and Snazzy embedded in the snow, with little bits of grass poking out.
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Review: Smooth Operators (Snazzy, Choosy, and Classy)

Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
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NobEssence Seduction in Padauk wood, lying out in the sun.
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Guest Review: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
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Review: Beyond 3

I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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New York Toy Collective Carter silicone dildo on a nightstand, next to a golden lamp base and a floral tea cup.
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Review: Carter

I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
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Jopen Key Comet II Wand (bottom) with Comet G Wand in the snow.
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Review: Comet II Wand

Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
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The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.
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Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
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Limited edition tie dye Maverick. My first one was a flesh tone.
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Review: Maverick

I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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Review: Seduction

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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Stronic Eins and the best ever tea towel, which reads "MASTURBATION: NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT" with a bunch of euphemisms in a circle around it.
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Review: Stronic Eins

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
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Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.

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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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