October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks...
My 2-year anniversary of blogging — and 3-year anniversary of sex toy reviewing — is approaching fast! And of course,...
When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I...
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
Yep, my friends at Babeland are letting me have a second contest! I’m giving away a $20 Babeland gift card!...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...
