Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The legendary sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I got the original version in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I adore it.
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The “big” news this time is yet another crowdfunding project, for a vibrator called Limon. It’s made by Minna, makers...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...