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Um, No: "How to Make a Homemade Dildo"

Um, No: “How to Make a Homemade Dildo”

There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying. Things of note: “A broken wrench here… soon to be a dildo of some sort. Good use for recyclin’.” He is running out of flesh-colored paint. Caulking looks like really thick male ejaculate. The wimpy patting at the end. It gets me every time. I couldn’t say it better than this commenter: “Is this guy making a video on how to kill women? Seriously…” Now, if you’re looking to make dildos that are a bit more, uh, frozen, then this video should do the trick (just in time for winter!): Things you will learn from this video: A new use . . . read more

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