Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...