Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...