I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
