October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
