It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
LELO
LELO is a well-known Swedish sex toy brand with a high-end aesthetic. My favorites: Mona 2 (I have three of them…), Siri 2, Ella, and the Luna Beads. Their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.
However, they’ve had their share of fuck-ups. See: Sona, Pino, Ida, Ora, and the SmartWands.
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...