...can go to one, write down which items intrigue you, then come home and look them up online. Figure out which ones get good reviews, find a good deal, and go from there. You’re going to have to spend a little money, but with research, you hopefully won’t waste it....
LELO
LELO is a well-known Swedish sex toy brand with a high-end aesthetic. My favorites: Mona 2 (I have three of them…), Siri 2, Ella, and the Luna Beads. Their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.
However, they’ve had their share of fuck-ups. See: Sona, Pino, Ida, Ora, and the SmartWands.
The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a LELO toy, but I had heard about their beautiful packaging. It really blew me away, so I made a video. I’ll warn you: it’s quite the teaser. But my...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Whooooosh! That’s the sound of my red sex toy giveaway going by in a flash. Usually my giveaways last a...
...an online photo editor. Start with levels, then adjust color balance and brightness/contrast. Crop thoughtfully, and use the clone stamp tool if there’s something distracting like a speck of dirt or tuft of cat hair. Force yourself to edit your photos, even if you don’t understand it. With enough practice, you’ll...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...