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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

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    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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LELO

LELO is a well-known Swedish sex toy brand with a high-end aesthetic. My favorites: Mona 2 (I have three of them…), Siri 2, Ella, and the Luna Beads. Their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.

However, they’ve had their share of fuck-ups. See: Sona, Pino, Ida, Ora, and the SmartWands.

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Sex toy news: inclusive marketing and a vibrator with a butt

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Review: Ina

June 14, 2010
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
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October 22, 2008
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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

May 10, 2016
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

October 3, 2012
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
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December 31, 2018
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in...
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Sex toy news: rimming butt plugs and LELO’s gravest mistake

July 8, 2016
Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
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The LELO Ida is coming…

September 23, 2013
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
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Sex toy news: thrustin’, suckin’, and lube dispensin’

January 10, 2018
Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all...
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Review: Lyla

December 28, 2011
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
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September 9, 2014
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
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December 30, 2014
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Review: Isla

December 9, 2010
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
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Review: Kiki

February 20, 2012
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
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Review: Gigi 2

February 17, 2014
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