When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...