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Ask Piph #4

How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
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Bottles of Sliquid lined up: Sliquid Sea, Organics Gel, and Sassy.
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My favorite lube? Sliquid anything

Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
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Piph Lube: get it now!

Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
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The simplehuman Sensor Pump on my nightstand, squirting lube onto my Pure Wand.
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Review: Automatic lube dispenser

Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
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Review: Love Liquid

Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin....
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Review: Sex Tarts round-up

Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
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Piph Lube, with the glitter settled at the bottom, in front of my sex toy closet.
April Fool's!

The formulating of Piph Lube

The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
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Ask Piph #8

I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one....
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Obama will be president, and seven other awesome things

Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
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Pop Shot: Beer Lube

It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
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Review: Hydra

If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin...
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Review: O’My lube

I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I have tested quite a few at sex toy...
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Warm Touch automatic warming lube dispenser standing upright and continuously dispensing, next to a lamp that resembles anal beads, and my cat on the bed.
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Review: Warm Touch warming lube dispenser

The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
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A blister pack of four sample sizes of stimulating creams, called "Me So Horny Cream," "Anal Eaze," "Moist," and "Sure Grip." At least they're sample sizes?
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Um, No: Make Her Slap You Kit

This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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