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Formerly known as Jollies, LuzArte is a quirky silicone sex toy company. They make one of my fave dildos, the polka-dotted Jollet (and once made the groundbreaking Mr. Man).
The company has been through many changes over the years. They ceased production in 2011, resurfaced in 2012 as Chavez Dezignz, folded again in 2014, and popped up anew in 2018 as LuzArte.