I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...