In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
not for the faint of vagina
Toys that could potentially make one’s vagina shrivel up in fear. Sometimes this means toys that my vagina rejoices over. Companion tag to “not for the faint of clit.”
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...