I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
