You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...