I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...