I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
Pipedream
Pipedream is a bigwig sex toy company that I hate. Misogynist copy and a complete lack of morals are a few reasons; shitty products is another.
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
