It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
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Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...