This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
