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Review: The New Romantix

The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
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Review: On My Dirty Knees

Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
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Review: Skinny Dipped

I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
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Review: Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex

In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
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Review: Champion

Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
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Review: Pussy a Go Go

Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...
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Review: Content

Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
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Jack-off Journal #1

November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
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Review: Girls Girls Girls II

Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
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Review: Brent Corrigan’s Summit

Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
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Review: Finger Licking Good 6

Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
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Review: Hardcore Circus

A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
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Review: Rough Sex

So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
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Review: The Birthday Party

I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
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Dude in The King of Coochie 4 making quite the snarling face while fucking Sunny Lane.
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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