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Jack-off Journal #22

September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
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Courtney Trouble
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It’s Courtney Trouble week!

If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site...
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 1

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Review: Skinny Dipped

I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
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Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion

When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Review: Content

Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Jack-off Journal #5

February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
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Review: Rough Sex

So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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PornSex Toy Reviews

Review: The New Romantix

The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
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Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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PornSex Toy Reviews

Review: Wolf Hudson Is Bad.com

Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
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Pornfail: Mmm, rubber

Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
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For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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